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Free Popcorn? Table Service? Dinner Baskets? Shrimp? Fried Chicken? Steak? What happened?

"...and!?!...AND!?!...AND!?!" "I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."

Best Mom Ever! (Until he finds out what's really going on)

Thomas Dolby's hair will haunt you.

Remember this classic commercial?

"...I don't know..."

They should have changed the clothes of the couple shown about 12 seconds into the clip...seriously, what's going on there?

...what could possibly said about this clip? Other than "I WANT THAT GUITAR!!!!! (and hair cut.)"

A man of many (foul) words.

"Ray Charles IS heavy Metal."

Can we all finally agree that cats are obnoxious?

I hope to one day live in a world where people say, "Have you been to the grocery store with the four hundred foot drop?"

From an episode of the classic "Family Double Dare."

Elmo really delivers a breath taking performance.

...I'm still blown away.

That's just a complicated way to make friends (or enemies) with the people in the lane next to you!

Does Janice not see him??

"He didn't mind lookin freaky...Like I don't mind it."

Performed by the master, Ricky Jay.

Man... I can't imagine that'd be very useful other than annoying people and dogs.

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