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Dick Weasel, 12/11/2008 @ 06:41:00 PM:
Mine left me for another woman, Merry Christmas. I'm glad.
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dadsnumberone, 12/11/2008 @ 05:00:47 PM:
Dear Traditional, No ones asking for expensive. Hell a (one) flower is more romantic and less expensive than a vacuum. Think man..use your other head.
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traditional, 12/11/2008 @ 02:11:27 PM:
I am sorry.... but only shitty women who think more about themselves needs expensive gifts or things to make them feel appreciated. I think you all ought to look at the meaning of the holiday and see that it is special cause you get to spend it with that special somebody. Not for all the gifts and jewelry... it is about the time you share together?
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Ivan E. Rection, 12/11/2008 @ 11:58:35 AM:
Tell her "It ain't gonna suck itself." That'll get her going.
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Hugh G. Rection, 12/11/2008 @ 11:56:20 AM:
Tell her it's achoice between hard dick and bubblegum. Oops, fresh out off bubblegum!
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