My New Haircut - Jewish Edition

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As of 2/2/2008 this video has received over 800,000 views on YouTube.  It was posted in response to the original My New Haircut video.  The star of this video is Eric Niederman, a student at Hofstra University in Long Island, NY.

Yiddish Glossary:


Yarmulke:
The hat that Jews wear on their head. (The one I am wearing in the video)
Tuchus: Ass, butt, rear end
Mishpocha: My Crew/friends/family
Shtup: To Fuck or hump
Yenta: A Jew, usually a woman, who tends to gossip... I use it in the sense of a Jewish female.
Shmeckle: Penis
Shicksas: Non-Jewish women.
Mensch: A good boy/ well-mannered gentleman; highly respected.
"Ashem as my witness": "G-d as my witness"
Schmuck: A jerk
Punim: Literally means a face, but is used in the terms of a bad face or a bad look, like the "evil eye"
Zetz: A hit or a smack
Schnoz: Nose
Boychick: An endearing term for a Jewish male.
Shabbos: Jewish version of The Sabbath.
Oy/Oy Vey/Oy Gevault: An exclamation, like, "Ugh!"
Matzah: Unleavened bread that Jews eat on the holiday of Passover.
Mammeleh: Yiddish for Mom or Mother.
Schfitz: Sweat
JCC: Acronym for Jewish Community Center. The Jewish equivalent of the YMCA.
Macabi Beer: An Israeli Beer.
Gefilte Fish: A Jewish delicacy. It is basically Carp fish ground up with gelatin and molded together into a lump.
Latkes: Potato Pancakes, generally eaten during Hanukah.
Kuggel: Another type of Jewish food. It is kind of like Bread pudding, but usually cut into squares.
Hamantaschen: Jewish cookies made for the holiday, Purim. They are triangle-shaped and jelly-filled. They are triangular because of the evil emperor Haman's hat (That's why I make the triangle over my head).
Farshnikkert/Farshikkert: Drunk/shitfaced (A shikker is a drunk)
Manischewitz (pronounced MAN-i-SHEV-ITS): Jewish Kosher wine. It is known for it's unbearably sweet taste. It's pretty gross.
Mikveh/Mikvah: A ceremonial Jewish bath/shower/washing place. (Instead of saying "I shower in that shit" I say "I fill my Mikveh with that shit"
Shul: Temple/Synagogue. Where Jews worship (Our version of church)
North Shore: Refers to the North Shore of Long Island, where many Jews live, myself included.
Lower East Side: Refers to the Lower East Side of Manhattan, where many Jews live.
Keywords: eric niederman,haircut,jewish,parody

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  • Added: 12/10/2007
  • Poster: Spanish
  • Tags: Daily Pick
  • Description: You have to be Jewish to fully appreciate this.
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